Who's Your Daddy?

Friday morning I was at Chimp Haven for the big announcement.
You know, The paternity tests for the retired chimpanzee who fathered a chimp with Teresa.

After arriving for the 8:30 am press conference, I noticed that the chimpanzee habitat was littered with various fruits and vegetables to lure the chimps into the background for the announcement. Only one small problem, it was already announced hours before the news conference by Chimp Haven president Linda Brent on ABC's "Good Morning America that despite his own vasectomy 21-year-old Conan was the father..

So shortly after Toby Keith's "Who's Your Daddy?" finished playing on a nearby radio the "second" official announcement was made.

It's official..........................again.
Despite his own vasectomy, 21-year-old Conan is the father.